Curse

Paul Mahdi · Sep 20, 2006, 01:29 AM // 01:29

"I said that they be not that bad. I never said I cared if the rats were killed... Yarrr!"

*Sips beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 20, 2006, 02:30 AM // 02:30

poor rats. didn't even have a chance to see it coming

all, well! they deserved it for eating my crackers
*sips beer*
*eats crackers*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 20, 2006, 05:32 AM // 05:32

Acquires pirate hat large enough to fit me.
Eats ninja bar partions.
Yar, them patrons be scrumtious.
Sips beer.

Cebe · Sep 20, 2006, 07:28 AM // 07:28

*observes wammo*

*studies wammo*

*gets out wammo-spotters guidebook*

"Bacon, come look at this, it's a lesser spotted aegis-wielder, they're not too common, the more common variety is the mostly spotted aegis wielder!"

*drinks Irn Bru*

*continues observing wammo applying Mending in the long, lush grass through binoculars*

extra bacon · Sep 20, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24

*spits at wammo*
*drinks beer*
*throws empty bottle at wammo*
*grabs another beer*
*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Sep 20, 2006, 04:09 PM // 16:09

*Sips beer*
*throws darts at wammo*
*runs in circles*

extra bacon · Sep 20, 2006, 09:38 PM // 21:38

/trip pwnd
/throw penguin at pwnd
/point
/laugh
/cough
/breathe
/drink beer

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 20, 2006, 11:11 PM // 23:11

Yo mama so dumb.. when i told her to throw out the trash, she threw herself out!

*slap pwnd*
*pick him up and powerbomb him*
*sips beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 21, 2006, 02:44 AM // 02:44

a yo mama joke!!???? aren't those kinda.......lame??? i mean, u dont know anything about a strangers mama, so why would u dis someone u dont kno???

thats like being colorblind and then saying that the color blue sux.

*sips beer*
*spins in swivel chair*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*stops, gets dizzy*
*walks around, falls down*

Cebe · Sep 21, 2006, 07:35 AM // 07:35

*Picks up wammo and places on a nearby podium*

*Turns on the 1958 classic hit "Hoots Mon"*

"Sing wammo, sing!"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 21, 2006, 07:42 AM // 07:42

*triple echos mending*
*uses all three mendings*
*says woot now ive got 9 health regen*
*gets killed by poison saying "wtf i had three mendings on"
*laughs at myself*
*chokes someone randomly*
*goes to the porno section of the bar*
*turns black room to white*
*falls asleep imorally drunk*

Cebe · Sep 21, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47

O.o

"umm....you're a wammo!"

"Wammos don't have proper skills such as arcane echo, let alone echo - Also you didn't triple echo mending, you echoed it twice"

*points and laughs at silly wammo*

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 21, 2006, 07:50 AM // 07:50

*laughs at little beaver not realising the mending joke to its fullest extent*
*sips beer*

Cebe · Sep 21, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53

*apologises to Prism*

"I didn't think wammos understood the concept of 'joke' "

*drinks Irn Bru*

*Points and laughs as wammo*

*Pokes bacon*

"Wake up lazy"

*Hic*

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 21, 2006, 08:02 AM // 08:02

*ponders changing my secondary profession to ele for a nice axe spike*
*decides not to due to the fact that the wammo jokes may stop*
*sips beer*

Poison Ivy · Sep 21, 2006, 08:06 AM // 08:06

*Moans for not being old enough to drink beer*

*Orders a coke*

*Sips coke*

extra bacon · Sep 21, 2006, 09:05 AM // 09:05

*chucks a beer at ivy*
drink up lil one.
*drinks beer*
*hic*

Cebe · Sep 21, 2006, 09:07 AM // 09:07

*informs poison ivy on the rankness of beer*

*drinks Irn Bru*

"mmm, hallucinogens"

*hic*

*surprised, yet elated look*
"Bacon - where have you been?"

extra bacon · Sep 21, 2006, 09:09 AM // 09:09

i've been changing the world.
got a few minutes before my next call.
*drinks beer*
what'd i miss?

Cebe · Sep 21, 2006, 09:31 AM // 09:31

"the free beer giveaway"

*drinks Irn Bru*

*hic*